Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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