Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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