she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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