I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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