I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
