oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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