I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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