just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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