the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!