i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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