i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize
