This is not my ceiling
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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