I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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