it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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