The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we should paint friendship bongs
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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