Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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