weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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