He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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