New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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