You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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