Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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