dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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