i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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