He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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