so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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