he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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