before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
How's work?
Spinning.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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