I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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