just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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