Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
