literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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