dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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