Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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