only if we run a train.
done.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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