when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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