she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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