Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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