Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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