Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
