Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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