We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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