Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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