I am in a vortex of obligation.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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