C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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