I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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