If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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