dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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