Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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