Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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