Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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