My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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