I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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