susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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