would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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