He asked to "fluff my boner.."
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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