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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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