could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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