So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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